There will be blood-letting as critics slam tween beat vamp flick.
Despite the PR fueled Robert Pattison Mania, the nation’s critics have begun to stake the hoopla in the heart.
“A slog of adolescent angst,” Christy Lemire, Associated Press.
“Twilight is repetitive and a tad sodden, too prosaic to really soar” – Owen Gliberman, Entertainment Weekly.
“Twilight looks like a weaker episode from Season 6 of Charmed." Michael Phillips, Chicago Tribune.
"A disappointingly anemic tale of forbidden love that should satiate the pre-converted but will bewilder and underwhelm viewers who haven’t devoured Stephenie Meyer‘s bestselling juvie chick-lit franchise." Justin Chang, Variety.
“Anne Rice-a-Roni,” Vlad, National Enquirer
Enjoy your opening weekend grosses – then say byuh bye to fetid Wuthering Heights wannabe for impressionable 9 year old girls.
