TRUMP DUMPS CALI QUEEN
The Donald fires controversial cutie Carrie Prejean!
Pageant magnate Donald Trump issued a terse statement dethroning the reigning Miss for failing to honor her commitments as Miss USA California.
Contorverso anti-gay comments and nudie-cutie pix notwithstanding.
Runner up in the glam comp Tami Farrell will take over the weighty responsibilities of ribbon cutting new department stores and waving in parades.
Somewhere, Shanna Moakler who resigned from the pageant in the wake of the Prejean Dilemma, is giggling.