TOPS IN POPS SPERM

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Wanna-be mums cull from a list of top elite tinsel town sperminators  including "Ben Affleck‘ and ‘Gerard Butler’.

In a recent survey conduted by sperm clinic California Cyrobank brawny Ben Affleck and Heroes beefcake Greg Grunberg are California’s top sperminators.

The fertility Cyrobank execs asked potential mothers to pick the tops in preferred pops from a group of a lookalikes who donated sperm and most went for the Affleck/Grunberg look.

Runner-ups included Fast & Furious doppelgangers Paul Walker, Scott Caan, Bradley Cooper and Gerard Butler.

Pretty much tall, dark and handsome and possibly blonde with questionable IQ stats.

So…in light of a major catastrophe claiming top leading men, the fertility lab, which charges $280 per sperm vial, can restore the Hollywood status quo to post-apocalyptic standards with hunky look-a-likes in about 18 years.

AND there’s no truth to the rumor that Jen Aniston’s already bottled two of the top sperm guys for use after fifty.