TOM CRUISE SUCK UP FEST
"Please forgive me and save my career" was the theme behind Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' weekend housewarming event.
According to the New York Post's Page Six, the guest list read like a list of people Tom “needs to suck up to.
"Everyone he's been having issues with were invited - Steven Spielberg, Sumner Redstone, Oprah Winfrey - you name it.
"Then there were all the gays, which was hilarious, because Scientology 'cures' gays."
Evidently there's a tract in Scientolo lore that says "after you cut people off, you have to invite them back in," the source revealed.
Especially if your career is on the ropes and it seems as if nobody wants to release your new film.
That being Valkyrie in which Tom plays a pretty boy, Nazi general who wants to blow up Hitler.
Good times ...