Forbes mag names Suri Cruise “most influential”.
A new poll conducted by the international money mag has named TomKat spawn World’s Most Powerful toddler.
This put the Thetan enhanced Xenu fan ahead of The Brangie Brood in their quest for most influential kid under age five. What the Jolie-Pitt spawn lack in power, they make up for in sheer numbers (3).
1. Suri Cruise
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt
5. Sam Alexis Woods (Tiger Woods’ daughter)
6. Cruz Beckham (Posh & Becks)
7. Matilda Rose Ledger (daughter of Michelle Williams and late Heath Ledger)
8. David Banda (Madonna adoptee with Guy Richie)
9. Sean Preston Federline (Brit & K-Fed)
10. Sam Sheen (Charlie Sheen and X-Denise Richards daughter).
What’s next? Most egalitarian baby bump?
