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No more bottles of rum for Captain Jack Sparrow!

Boozing superstar JOHNNY DEPP has been banned from alcohol and drugs as the budget for the new “Pirates of the Caribbean” film spirals out of control!

“Disney execs are tired of Johnny’s shenanigans,” an insider told The National ENQUIRER. “They’ve told him in no uncertain terms that he needs to clean up his act and concentrate on making the movie!”

Johnny got the bad news after desperate Disney executives decided to stage an intervention.

“He had a big sit-down with the head of Disney Pictures, as well as producer Jerry Bruckheimer, his agents and a few close friends,” said the insider. “Basically, they told Johnny he had to get his act together.

“The movie is millions over budget and behind schedule. It’s becoming a fiasco!”

The Disney franchise’s latest installment was first put on hold after Johnny suffered an unexplained hand injury while filming in Australia.

Production on “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales” – the fifth movie in the series – had to be halted until April 15.

Johnny then reportedly fled the country after officials learned he’d illegally brought his two Yorkshire Terriers into Australia – a crime that could have him facing 10 years in prison.

Now the troubled star is determined to beat his addictions and fix up his problems with bisexual bride Amber Heard!

“Johnny’s even hired a sober coach/companion,” revealed the source. “That worked really well for him about four years ago – until he decided to start smoking pot and drinking again!”

For now, reports from the “Pirates” set are promising calmer seas.

“Johnny apologized to the crew and producers when he finally got back to Australia from L.A.,” an on-set spy told The ENQUIRER. “He’ll be visiting some children’s hospitals shortly as Captain Jack, too – so we’ll see if he can stay afloat!”