SCAR JO: JUST $NOT RIGHT

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UPDATE: Scarlett snot sold for $5,300!

Well actually it’s her tissue she used on The Tonight Show to dab her dribbling nose while hyping new stinker The Spirit.

NBC announced they were putting the unclean Kleenex up for bid on e-Bay and the proceeds would benefit food fund USA Harvest in the thesp’s name.

The nose clearer was fast, fast relief from a cold she caught from Samuel L. Jackson when they were trading makeup tips to woo newbie (and lastie) director Frank Miller.

Scar Jo DNA:  good-to-go for cloning?