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Thesp turned chanteuse Scarlett Johansson‘s debut album has received scathing reviews from music critics.

Starlet Jo released her album of Tom Waits‘ cover songs Anywhere I Lay My Head last week in the wake of her Cannes ban debacle.

Rolling Stone complained her voice was "unremarkable. She’s a faintly goth Marilyn Manson lost in a sonic fog."

Entertainment Weekly
gave it a whopping C and said "her expressionless voice" was lost "in druggy ambience."

David Bowie, hungry for a pay day, contributed backing vocals on two of the nearly all Waits comp.

 SJ wrote one too — natch.