"SCAR JO CD STINKS!"

Published on: May 22, 2008
"SCAR JO CD STINKS!"

Thesp turned chanteuse Scarlett Johansson's debut album has received scathing reviews from music critics.

Starlet Jo released her album of Tom Waits' cover songs Anywhere I Lay My Head last week in the wake of her Cannes ban debacle.

Rolling Stone complained her voice was "unremarkable. She's a faintly goth Marilyn Manson lost in a sonic fog."

Entertainment Weekly
gave it a whopping C and said "her expressionless voice" was lost "in druggy ambience."

David Bowie, hungry for a pay day, contributed backing vocals on two of the nearly all Waits comp.

 SJ wrote one too -- natch.