"SCAR JO CD STINKS!"
Thesp turned chanteuse Scarlett Johansson's debut album has received scathing reviews from music critics.
Starlet Jo released her album of Tom Waits' cover songs Anywhere I Lay My Head last week in the wake of her Cannes ban debacle.
Rolling Stone complained her voice was "unremarkable. She's a faintly goth Marilyn Manson lost in a sonic fog."
Entertainment Weekly gave it a whopping C and said "her expressionless voice" was lost "in druggy ambience."
David Bowie, hungry for a pay day, contributed backing vocals on two of the nearly all Waits comp.
SJ wrote one too -- natch.