“Nervous” Yankees star Alex Rodriguez told reporters Tuesday that he used a substance called bole to up his game.
“Going back to 2001, my cousin started telling me about a substance that you could purchase over-the-counter in Dominican Republic know as, in the streets, it’s known as boli or bole,” A-Rod said. “It was his understanding that it would give me a dramatic energy boost and (was) otherwise harmless.
“My cousin and I, one more ignorant than the other, decided it was a good idea to start taking it. My cousin would administer it to me, but neither of us knew how to use it properly, providing just how ignorant we both were.”
The one-time Madonna beau thanked his teammates and said, “One thing I know is for sure that baseball is a lot bigger than Alex Rodriguez.”
Duh.
