RO-PAT PANIC ATTACK

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Twilight vamp freaks out at sight of himself!

Robert Pattinson was a nervous wreck at the preem of the vamp fan hag flick he had a panic attack and there was nary a Xanax in sight.

The tousled thesp who claims never to have seen any of his films (all 3 of them?) couldn’t get beyond the opening creds.

"I went out and sat in the car, having a full-blown panic attack," he told male glam mag GQ.

But that won’t be a problem in the future he says as he plans to be choosy after signing up for next batch o’ Twilight sequels.

"Not massively concerned about doing lots of acting jobs," he said confidently.

"If it all just went, right now, I’d be like, ‘All right. I don’t really care. That’s probably a stupid thing to say. But I don’t, really. I think it’d be much worse to do a load of stuff that’s really bad."

The eloquently challenged Ro-Pat is next slated to appear in a Salvador Dali biopic.