R-PATZ CONFESSION

Robert Pattinson realizes if you're going to admit sex secrets it's always better en italiano.

The New Moon tousled hair thesp cleared up some long standing rumors about his love life - or lack therof.

"I am single ... almost everything that came out about my private life IS false," cover boy Pattinson told the Italian edition of Vanity Fair mag.

"I think it happens because, really, there is not much to say about what I'm doing.

"While I am filming, I live practically recluse in hotel. I come out only to work, and sometimes to go out for dinner.

"But, if you read the magazines, it seems that I have a frantic high life."

But Bobby, that's what gets lovelorn tweens to drop major coinage to see your tepid vamp flix.