PREZ ELECTION $ECRET DO$$IER

Published on: November 2, 2008
PREZ ELECTION $ECRET DO$$IER

2008 Presidential election ENQUIRER intelligence report:

First major candidate to enter the race:

Sen. John Edwards Dec.26, 2006

Days in between Edwards' announcement and Election Day:
671

Money Raised:

Obama: $605 million
McCain: $321 million.
TOTAL:  $926 million

Money Spent:
Obama $594 million
McCain $284 million
TOTAL: $878 million

Cost of Gov. Palin's campaign wardrobe

$150,000

Minutes spent debating:

Presidential: 270
Vice Presidential 90

Video views on official YouTube sites:

Obama: 17,693,194
McCain:   1,920,205

States NOT visited by candidates during campaign:
Obama: Alaska, Arkansas
McCain: Alaska, Hawaii, Montana, North Dakota, Wyoming

Obama's bowling score:
27 out of a possible 300

Joes
4 Sen. Joe Biden, Joe Six Pack, Joe the Plumber, G.I. Joe

Debate winks:

5 by Sarah Palin

Teen Prego Crisis Queen
2 Jamie Lynn Spears
1 Bristol Palin
 
Doppelganger:
1 Tina Fey

WINNER:
SEN. BARACK OBAMA

All told, the election will have cost $1 billion, and the candidates together will have spent about $8 per presidential vote.