Blonde bobble head boo-hoos to media ABOUT media!
Paris Hilton, the simple minded heiress and semi-star of The Simple Life who is master of all media manipulation (when it suits her) kvetched to UK Glamour mag that she continually reads total untruths about herself particularly taking umbrage to reports last year she came on to the Bonny British Princes – Harry and Willy.
"Ninety-five per cent is BS," Paris denounced to the ready-to-listen mag.
"I read a story about myself dancing sexily in front of Prince William and Harry, when actually I was just sitting there and they came up to me and said, ‘Hey, nice to meet you.’"
She also denies she gave either Prince her digits as was widely reported much to the chagrin of the British public as both heirs have steady GFs.
"I didn’t!" Paris said.
We just want to know when Paris will finally reveal that the publicist who regularly hands out so-called "bad press" about her is Paris herself?
