PARIS DISS J-MAC, SOLVES NATION'S WOES

Published on: August 6, 2008
PARIS DISS J-MAC, SOLVES NATION'S WOES

Bobble headed, blonde poster child Paris Hilton has responded angrily to Senator John McCain's attack on her in a recent campaign ad.

Response? Paris counter attacks via video.

Previously, J-Mac launches an advert ripping rival Barack Obama saying his candidacy is akin to empty-headed celebs like Miss Hilton and Britney Spears.  J-Mac alleged 'Bama was no more ready to lead the country than they.

"Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity, too. Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy.  I'm just hot," La Hilton responded in the video spoof.

"But then that wrinkly, white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I'm running for president. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude."

She then proposed a hybrid energy policy based on McCain's off-shore drilling and Obama's new energy incentive.

"Energy crisis solved! I'll see you at the debates," she gleefully declared in the vid running at FunnyOrDie.com.  Paris also named Rihanna as her running mate.

The narrator on Paris' fun-vid called McCain, "The oldest celebrity in the world, like super-old, old enough to remember when dancing was a sin and beer was served in a bucket."

And then the voice over dude intones, "But is he ready to lead?"