'PALIN' PORN

Published on: October 3, 2008
'PALIN' PORN

Sleazemaster Larry Flynt makes "Palin" porno.

Hustler Video is lensing a torrid Presidential tie-in called Nailin' Paylin, according to reports.

The name variance is no doubt due to justifiable legal fears.

The typically lame brained porno features a young Sarah thrust-a-like who'll be "nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door," TMZ.com noted.

Reportedly, there's a three-way with Condoleezza Rice and Hillary Clinton and in a flashback "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"

Naturally, the Hustler hustle for your bread will be on sale in time for the election.

No doubt some pervy entrepreneur will be targeting gay audiences featuring look-alikes for male candidates Barack Obama and John McCain.

Sick.  Sick.  Sick.