OBAMA hush-hush SECRETS
What you don't know about Prez Elect Bam will astound you!
Well, for starters, according to the UK Telegraph, he's a FAN BOY!
Bam collects Spider-Man and Conan the Barbarian comics (but we don't know yet if he digs Ditko)
o High School B-ball nickname was "O'Bomber"
o Obama means "one who is blessed" in Swahili -- just like Lt. Uhuru in Star Trek -- Uhuru means "freedom"..
o Bam digs Michelle's shrimp linguini big time!
o He's a Grammy winner for the audio version of his memoir, Dreams From My Father
o Bam's a lefty.
o GEEK! Bam's read every single Harry Potter book.
o His Hall of Trophies include a set of boxing gloves autographed by Muhammad Ali
o While living in Indonesia, the future Prez chowed down on dog, snake, and roasted grasshopper. YUM!
o El Presidente futuro habla espanol -- perfecto.
o Still got the nic monkey on his back -- promised Michelle he'd quit smoking before running for president - didn't.
o Kreegah bundolo! Bam kept a pet ape, Tata, in Indonesia. Don't know about a pet elephant named "Tantor".
o Secret Service code-name: Renegade.
o Fave book: Moby Dick by Herman Melville about an obsessed seaman's hunt for a great white whale.