DATELINE – WASHINGTON, D.C. – Feds warn high alert for breast implant bombs.
The Feds announced that new intelligence shows terrorists may try to sneak explosives onto airplanes by surgically stitching them inside suicide bombers.
The Transportation Security Administration has briefed airline execs on the possibility but emphasized that silicon-enhanced mammaries did not immediately present an immediate danger.
Nor should it be – The ENQUIRER first reported the possibility over a year ago via British Intelligence MI5 (see related links BELOW) — and the Vincent Price spy spoof flick from the 1960s “Dr. Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs” touched on this very same subject.
TSA spokeswoman Lisa Farbstein said, “Terrorists simply keep looking for new ways to sneak bombs past increasingly stiff airport security.”
The already "enhanced" TSA patdowns have earned rebuke despite the seemingly “friendlier” skies.
"Our security procedures are multifaceted, and we adjust them according to the threat all the time," White House spokesperson Jay Carney told media.
