NAUGHTY MINI-ME TROYER
Diminutive thespian Verne Troyer has launched his own show.
Reportedly, it's a reality show of the non-sexual variety.
Troyer is currently shooting and shopping the as yet untitled vanity show around.
Troyer, the recent center of a heated sex tape legal imbroglio, hopes to sell it to a cable net desperate for programming.
"It's about being a dwarf in Hollywood." Troyer revealed to hungry media on a slow news day.