MUTINY ON THE BOUNCY? KATE GOSSELIN SETS SAIL

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Reality’s Octo-Queen has new gig. KATE GOSSELIN, sans eight, hosts cruise to nowhere.

"Set Sail with Kate" blasts website ballyhooing the seafaring farce, which sets sail August 12 -19 via Royal Caribbean's Allure of the Seas.

For the dubious pleasure of cruising with Kate, passengers will shell out between $1,900 and $3.175 per person, double occupancy.

They'll be able to meet Kate at a "welcome cocktail party," attend a Q & A session with her (“So how did you reqally feel when Jon ran off with your tummy tuck doc’s daughter?”), enjoy a photo op.  PLUS! "learn a new craft from the professional herself" (bear children? Be overbearing?)

The trip starts and ends in Ft. Lauderdale, with ports of call in Jamaica, Cozumel and Haiti.

Appropriately, August is hurricane season in the Caribbean, RadarOnline.com reports.

So, you may ask yourself what does Kate get out of this?

A flat fee for each passenger who signs up.