MINISTRY OF SILLY DIVORCES
Ex Monty Python John Cleese could lose everything in a bitter divorce battle.
Pal director Michael Winner says Cleese prolonged divorce with estranged wifey Alyce Faye Eichelberger will cost the funnyman his New York apartment and sumptuous London home.
Cleese was forced to pay $150,000 a month last may to Eichelberger, claiming she has no $ of her own.
Now she's demanding both houses, plus half Cleese's earnings since 1992 --that'll buy a lot of Spam.
"Not bad for a 15-year marriage that did not produce any children," Winner said.
"I remembered his wife saying to me, 'I'm going to take John for all I can. He won't know what's hit him.'
"Well, he does now."