MILEY: I’M A FATUOUS PERPETRATOR OF FULSOME FOLLIES!
PT. BARNUM said it --MILEY CYRUS admits it --BIG DUH – she’s been hoaxing the suckers with her “naughty“ routine.
Miley, 21, told The New York Times, that her so-called adult entertainment – twerking, nude wrecking ball and her latest seemingly pleasuring herself in her “OMG who leaked it?!” new vid is a character she’s playing-- not her real self.
“I went from people just thinking I was, like, a baby to people thinking I’m this, like, sex freak that really just pops molly and does lines all day. It’s like, ‘Has anyone ever heard of rock ‘n’ roll?” Miley queried oh-so-innocently.
“There’s a sex scene in pretty much every single movie, and they go, ‘Well, that’s a character.’
“Well, that’s a character! I don’t really dress as a teddy bear and, like, twerk on Robin Thicke, you know?”
We said you were faking 5 years ago when your "shocking" Lolita pictures lensed by famed photog Annie Leibovitz were orchestrated by Daddy “Achy-Breaky”.
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