With ex-Kate Hudson out and about with Lance Armstrong, Owen Wilson isn’t committing suicide this time – he’s drowning his sorrows at a strip club!

The last time on-and-off again Kate told Owen "Off" it was OD time for the beatific blond thesp. 

But when the Hawn Spawn said "Sayonara" this go-round, Owen limboed straight from the set of Marley and Me in Philly to Rick’s Cabaret  — for some cheese steak, booze and blond bimbo honeys!

"He watched the Flyers game, drank beer, and when a parade of 75 half-naked girls caught his eye, he asked for dances from several and definitely had a preference for blondes," a witness told The New York Post’s Page Six

Meanwhile co-star Jennifer Aniston was dining with friends at a restaurant in Philly while her significant "other" John Mayer was reportedly swilling vodka from a bottle whilst Billy Idol-ing with himself in a New York nightspot. 

Where’s Vince Vaughn now that you need a "wing man", OW?