LONELY TIGER WOODS BEGS LIVID ELIN TO TAKE HIM BACK!

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"You’re DELUSIONALl! You’re out of your mind!" A furious ELIN NORDEGREN blasted serial cheatin’ ex-hubby TIGER WOODS after the lonely, depressed golfer begged her to take him back.

Only a week after finalizing his $100 million divorce settlement, the disgraced athlete began pleading with the mother of his two children for reconciliation – but she told him to go stick his head in a sand trap!

"Tiger was returning the kids from a visitation and they were talking in Elin’s driveway," a source close to Woods told The ENQUIRER.

"Out of the blue, he said, ‘You know, we wouldn’t have to go through all this if we’d never broken up. We should give things another try.’"

Tiger’s ex-wife, who had been humiliated by his rampant cheating, exploded in a rage.

"Elin was stunned! She couldn’t believe what she was hearing," revealed the close source.

"She grabbed the kids, went into the house and slammed the door!"

To get the full story of Tiger’s mounting depression at the Ryder Cup and Elin’s vengeful joy – it’s ALL in the new ENQUIRER!