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Hollywood he-man George Clooney is on the loose again, gals.

It’s splitsville for Clooney and his scorpion-chomping Fear Factor contestant GF, Sarah Lawson.

The duo met when in Vegas four years ago at The Whiskey Bar where Lawson was cocktail waitressing. But it wasn’t until they reengaged in June 07 that proverbial spark-age and power ballads ensued.

After Sarah did the Oscar red carpet on George’s arm, rumors swirled of impending nups but George shot  them down then … and now.

To date, George’s longest relationship has been with his late pig,  Max.

The 300-pound potbellied pig was George’s long term companion for 18 years — much to the chagrin, no doubt, of George’s endless harem parade.