Living Lohan, a new reality show, will be missing one key player from the House of Lohan — Lindsay!
Mother-in-charge Dina says wild blonde daughter won’t be appearing on the vanity programmer.
Why?
Because it would be bad for her career.
"Doing reality TV would almost be taking a step backward as far as her career goes," Dina said.
The 8 ep mini will focus on stage mommy dearest training future tabloid fodder daughter Ali as she launches a recording career.
Dunno. A real reality show starring LiLo as she cavorts, boozes, smashes up, tarts, allegedly kleptos and then rebuilds would make a great show!
But then reality TV is never real – is it?