LIVID HILLARY EXPLODES!

With the world poised on the precipice of all out war in the Middle East, and Charlie Sheen crisis mounting each second to Zero Hour, Secretary of State HILLARY CLINTON is hopping mad at TV show NCIS!

The hit CBS show's plot centered around an assassination attempt by a suicide bomber involving the U.S. Secretary of State who was played by a Hillary look-alike.

"Because the suicide bomber got within 50 yards of the Hillary character on the show, the real Hillary is worried that people may get the impression it's easy to get through HER security team," an insider divulged.

"It's not that she thinks al-Qaeda was watching 'NCIS' and they're planning to attack her, but there are crazy people who would love to get near her. Having a faux Hillary character in a scene with a suicide bomber may lead people to believe that she's an easy target.

"And Hillary isn't just worried about herself. She worries that if a mentally unstable viewer watched the show, he might believe he can get close to Chelsea or Bill, too."

NCIS follows the exploits of a team of agents from the Naval Criminal Investigative Service. In the episode that aired Feb. 15, the U.S. Secretary of State signed a defense treaty in the fictional nation of Belgravia. In the controversial scene, a suicide bomber makes an assassination attempt on the Belgravian defense minister who was positioned near the Clinton character.

Although the Clinton double wasn't the assassination target, the real Hillary is still upset, according to the insider.

"There are many U.S. haters in this world who would love to see Hillary killed. The fact that a huge American television network would use a look-alike for a high-ranking government official in an assassination scene is absurd and irresponsible to her," the insider said.
 
But the former first lady has little cause for concern, says counterterrorism expert Kent Clizbe, a highly decorated former CIA officer.

"Hillary Clinton does not have lax security. No real suicide bomber could get within two miles of her. But the idea that she might have lax security makes her look unprofessional," he said.

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