LILO: GO JUMP IN A RIVER!

How Lindsay Lohan can get it together, Indian sage offers troubled star.  She needs to wash away her sins.

While the Mean Girls star struggles to get her thesping career back on track after a series of flops and modeling missteps, battles with daddy dearest Michael,prescription drug probs and her ambiguous sexuality religious scholars are advising the wild blonde to immerse herself in the purifying waters of a holy river while in India shooting a doc in human trafficking.

"Lindsay Lohan should make use of her trip to India to rediscover herself by spending some time in an ashram and taking a dip in the holy Ganges," said famed Hindu statesman Rajan Zed.

"It is believed that bathing in the sacred Ganges purifies one of all sin, and its water, if taken daily, confers immortality."

Zed, who is president of Universal Society of Hinduism, points out that Lilo might need to stay at an ashram as it would help the contentious star find "tranquility, spirituality and serenity".

Maybe  . . .