LIES LILO TELLS US

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Good thing Lindsay Lohan doesn’t submit to rigorous lie detector testing – her responses would spike through the roof!

In another round of The World According to Lilo who’s been struggling to regain a career – any career – in the wake of her 2007 DUI conviction, heated battles with not only GF Sam Ronson but Daddy Dearest Michael insists she doesn’t drink, take drugs or tell lies – blaming her bad rep on "sicko fans" .

"If people would just leave my personal life alone – because it’s really not that interesting – then I could land a great role," she sobbed to E! "But all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting.

"It’s all possible if people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be."

Meanwhile in the "real world" Lilo says she called film comedy king Seth Rogen hoping for a part in his new film.
Seth stated yesterday he never received a call from Larrupin‘ Lindsay.