Sometimes lawyers only write what their clients tell them to write. Sometimes.
Other times they tend to get a little carried away with the rhetoric. Exhibit A: This legal letter delivered to the ENQUIRER from lawyers representing Jamie Lynn Spears after the ENQUIRER began investigating a story that Britney‘s little sis was pregnant. The ENQUIRER eventually published a page one story under the headline: “Britney’s 16-year-old sister’s pregnancy bombshell.”
Now, in light of Jamie’s confirmation that she’s pregnant, her lawyer’s letter of a few months ago is particularly amusing. How far do stars go to cover up their scandals? Well, in hindsight we’re absolutely sure their lawyers are sorry they wrote this line: “Ms. Spears is also a devout Christian with a spotless reputation who lives in accordance with the highest moral and ethical standards in accordance with her faith.”
The fact that Ms. Spears is pregnant at 16 does nothing to tarnish her spotless reputation, we are sure but we’ll never be able to watch Zoey 101 the same way ever again!
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