JOHN GOODMAN BOOZY THINGS

Roseanne star John Goodman's boozey nights of DTS and pink elephants!

While in town to promo new gig in Waiting For Godot on B'way,  a newly bald Goodman opened up about his boozy past of drunken delirium and withdrawal.

Goodman confessed on The Late Show he was so drunk one time he dived a NY fountain fully clothed.

"I almost got arrested; I was real belligerent. Thank God it was before YouTube." the rotund thesp quipped.

 "Hangovers, they were a luxury," Goodman said recalling his booze battle.

"I'd get the DTs (drunken things). It was bad. I sweat less now."

He said his hard fought sobriety was the "best thing that ever happened" to him.