Aye caramba! The HULK HOGAN sex tape has leaked and it’s anything BUT sexy!  Proceed at your OWN risk, Enquiring Minder!

The one-minute clip, obtained by said to be taken from 30 minutes of footage, has the 59-year-old champ baring his pasty rear-end in a sexual encounter allegedly with Heather Clem, the ex-wife of Hulk’s best friend, radio DJ Bubba the Love Sponge.

On the tape Hulk, aka Terry Bollea, performs oral sex on the woman as she lays on a canopy bed.

 Bizarrely, another man’s voice, said to be Bubba can then be heard on camera as the three idly chit-chat together.

The voice of mystery says: “You guys do your thing, I’ll be in the office if you need me.”

As soon as the man leaves the room, The Hulkster and the woman chat some more and Bubba’s name comes up. The woman reveals: “We just f****d earlier today.”

Hulk asks: “Who? You and Bubba?”

After she laughs, the pair then get down to the nitty gritty and the muscle man strips down revealing an unfortunate tanline and a rather evident bald spot – the camera angle isn’t flattering reports

Responding to the Hulk’s earlier favor, the woman performs oral sex on him – but as soon as we expect the action to heat up – the pro wrestler’s cell phone rings.

Whoever was calling, the Hulk doesn’t want to respond – “F**k no,” he growls and the blubber slamming action continues.

After some furtive groping and a few mumblings, Hulk asks his lady friend: “You got a rubber? I want you to climb on top of me.” After a few tense seconds, of course she does!

And after some moans, groans and a little light spanking both appear satisfied moments later as the intimate act reaches its natural conclusion.

 “Oh my god,” the Hulk exhales. “I can’t believe I have to drive back home. F**k!” he bellows towards the end.

But right before Hulk leaves, he makes sure that the woman feels appreciated, “You’re a hot commodity,” before making his exit in one of most bizarre sex tape encounters has ever seen!

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