HITLER'S GHOST HAUNTS CRUISE
Dead dictator haunts tank, causes mayhem on Cruise flick Valkyrie - that and crummy reviews!
Director Bryan Singer is convinced that Hitler was at the controls when an out of control Nazi tank threatened to smash expensive camera gear and the Top Gun star!
"It started rolling on its own," Singer said. "Nothing was stopping it because it's a tank and it's meant to roll over camera crews and other things in its way.
"A very brave guy crawled in it and worked the brake system and got it to stop. Maybe the ghost of Hitler was in there!"
Nice to know the dead can commute. The accident occurred in Cougar Buttes, California.
Back in the "real" world, Tom's Nazi assassin flick Valkyrie premed last night in NYC to mostly ho-hum reviews.