THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF XENU! SOUTH PARK KINGPINS PLOT SCIENTOLO MUSICAL
After monster hit THE BOOK OF MORMON. SOUTH PARK kingpins TREY PARKER & MATT STONE ready to “clear” with XENU on Broadway in a no-holds barred SCIENTOLOGY musical!
Not only THAT but “Oblivion” star and Scientology frontman (in lieu of dearly departed sci-fi hack and founder L. Ron Hubbard) Tom Cruise is said to be worried he’ll be the butt of their jokes.
And with good reason.
Parker & Stone regularly lampooned the so-called Church on their irreverent satire SOUTH PARK including depicting John Travolta, Cruise and R. Kelly in the “Trapped In the Closet" Emmy nominated ep (special consultant credited as "John Smith" was ace investigative journo and author Mark Ebner).
Stan was the alleged reborn reincarnation of L. Ron aka “This is What Scientologists Actually Believe”. AND when series regular Chef (the late Issac Hayes) quit the show because he felt offended being a Scientologist -- his character met an ignominious end.
ContactMusic.com reported, ''It's still being written but Tom is concerned he'll be the butt of the jokes.
''Tom caught wind of their plans and wasn't happy but then realized there isn't much he can do to stop it.''
Not when it’s parody as Stone & Parker may be privy to more salacious dirt about Tom that even he doesn’t want revealed in court.