HARRY CONNICK GAY SECRET
Crooning actor/pianist HARRY CONNICK, Jr.'s gay secret is out of the bag and all Broadway is agog at the startling gender bender!
Harry, who scored a hit with his B'way debut perf in The Pajama Game, is returning to Great White Way only NOW he'll be more than gender-confused in gay reimagining of classic tuner.
Connick will star in a highly revised revival of On a Clear Day You Can See Forever but now with pointless homosexuality featured.
The Freudian themed toe-tapper, which was filmed by director Vincent Minnelli starring Barbra Streisand in 1970, is now a mondo-bizarro gender bender.
In the original reincarnation themed musical, a hypnotherapist fell in love with one of his female patient's past lives.
But in the new version about to be mounted, the amorous shrink now has a male patient who, in a past life, was a woman - that he falls in love with!
Harry's he/she lover now puts the crooner in a transgender sexual panic!
Playbill.com says regardless of the gay sex rewrite, investors will easily make a return on their money, thanks to top-billed Harry's star power.
Victor/Victoria -- it ain't.