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Gwyneth Paltrow: Fast-Food Snob

Mercilessly mocked as she gives tips for summer vacationers!

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Gwyneth Paltrow is at it again — giving spoiled-brat, rich girl’s advice that nobody asked her for!

This time she’s using her lame website, Goop, to pick the best fast-food joints to eat at during family summer vacations.

“While here at Goop, we do our best to keep clean and healthy,” sniffs Gwyn, “we’re also realists who know that sometimes — especially when it’s airline-terminal-adjacent, right-off-the-next highway exit, or at your kid’s all-day competition — we’re going to eat fast food.”


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The snooty private-school beauty, whose godfather is movie kingpin Steven Spielberg, rates Starbucks, Wendy’s, Panda Express and Subway as “Your Best Bet.”

She trashes Kentucky Fried Chicken, Dairy Queen, Arby’s and Dunkin’ Donuts with the rating “Just Order the Fries” — even though Dunkin’ Donuts doesn’t serve fries!

“I seriously doubt super-snob Gwyn has ever set foot in those places,” snorts a source. “She once told a pal of mine she’d rather die than let her kids eat Cup-a-Soup!”

Apple slices at McDonald’s and a cheese-less veggie pizza at Domino’s are “Doable,” in the Oscar winner’s opinion. Still, she urges folks to order egg whites, brown rice bowls and veggies at drive-thrus, if possible.

Sounds great — for a Hollywood princess who has assistants to cater to her whims!


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Remember, Gwynnie also recommends ladies steam-clean their intimate parts and claims tight bras cause cancer — which experts say is just plain stupid!

Now the millionaire mom of two is telling folks to feed their burger-starved kids cheese-less pizza and brown rice. She really needs a time out!

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