ELIN'S TOP-SECRET PLANS

The future's looking bright for ELIN NORDGREN, The ENQUIRER reports exclusively.
Newly free Elin has worlds of possibilities to explore.
Despite a nice pay-off in the divorce, and the el cheapo cost of filing, all those lawyers who waged war on behalf of the Swedish beauty still need to paid.
And nothing says "Paid in FULL" like a quickie say-nothing interview with a glam mag.
But then - what's NEXT for Livid Elin?
"Elin needs to reassert herself into the world," a Park Avenue psychiatrist told The ENQUIRER exclusively. "For years she's existed only as an appendage -- a trophy wife.
"But Elin's really come into her own now. She's a winner after a very hard, very public war."
An internet analyst agreed, "Browser surveys reveal she's very popular with search engines -- more so than Tiger!"
Yet, while Elin may want to retire to Sweden to raise the children, she'll find it extremely difficult to bury the pain.
"When someone is so deeply hurt, often many turn inward, crushed by depression," the psychiatrist divulged. "Others become altruistic.
"Elin may use her new self- image to help others -- to help ease their suffering."
FIRST POSTED: 8.24.10
6:00 PM EDT






