What you say you hadn’t heard that Robert Downey Jr and Jude Law were in new tween vamp fest New Moon?
Yet HERE THEY ARE fighting undead most foul…
Nope, not dreary Seattle but rain swept Victorian, England where Madonna-ex director Guy Ritchie has reimagined Sherlock Holmes and Watson as an evil defiling pre-nipple suit 19th Century Batman and Robin.
Knowing Ritchie’s predilection for debauched violence and extreme thuggery, you weren’t expecting a drawing room think fest involving feats of deductive analysis, were you?
More like Lock Stock and Smoking Rachel McAdams!
Quick Watson – the needle!
