Startling new developments as hookers pony up a big dollar bid to buy LA Clippers from disgraced owner Donald Sterling.

Nevada's famed brothel the Bunny Ranch's owner Dennis Hof has announced a lifetime ban on basketball baron Donald Sterling from ever entering the bawdy house after recently reported racist remarks made by the Los Angeles Clipper bigwig.

At the same time the well-heeled Hof announced he was forming a prospective ownership group with his high-paid prostitutes, clients, and celebrity friends to purchase the team from Sterling. 

The NBA banned the L.A. Clippers owner for racially insensitive comments brought to light by his former girlfriend—and could soon force the shamed real estate mogul to sell the franchise as well. Hof, who owns a total of seven legal brothels throughout Nevada, and stars in his own reality HBO-TV series “Cathouse,” said Tuesday that Sterling joinins a dubious group of previously ostracized public personalities including NFL quarterback Michael Vick and "Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robertson who have been told that they are persona non grata with any of Hof's multi-cultural courtesans.

And while Hof would not confirm or deny that Sterling had visited the Bunny Ranch in the past—citing privacy restrictions–he insisted that his zero-tolerance shunning notice was dead-serious. 

“Teams ranging from the Green Bay Packers to the Boston Celtics have had great luck in allowing their fans to participate in ownership,” said Hof. “I think the notion of an embattled team like the Clippers being rescued from the clutches of a hateful racist by a multi-ethnic group of successful business women is just what the NBA needs to improve the tarnished image of this once-great sports franchise.” 

But as far as V. Stiviano, the whistle-blowing former girlfriend of Sterling is concerned, Hof has kinder words — and an offer she hopes she won't refuse.

"Ms. Stiviano was brave enough to stand up for what she knew to be right in spite of the financial repercussions to her, and any business partnership would benefit from such a selfless display of ethics. I would like to offer her a position with our ownership group as Vice President of Player Relations," Hof said. "This team has been ripped apart, and hiring the woman who righteously pled the case for racial equality to this old Jim Crow throwback, would be the perfect choice to mend the fences with those men on the court."