Dolly Parton is angrier than a br’er rabbit in a tar patch ‘cause what thet durn, no-good skunk Howard Stern did to her.
The country legend blasted the less-than-shocking radio jock on her official website after Stern mashed up audio of Dolly reading her autobiography.
Stern manipulated Dolly’s words to create a montage of unadulterated raunch.
"I am completely devastated by this," Dolly wrote.
“In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth.
“If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it’s going to be over this!”