DESPERATE NICOLE SHERIDAN MICHAEL BOLTON ... PHFFT
Desperate Housewives' Nicolette Sheridan and singer Michael Bolton nups are off.
The fair weather couple dated for five years starting way back in the last century - 1992, then broke up in 97.
After Nic broke up with intended Niklas Soderblom in 2005, she and Bolton resumed playing footsies.
In fact, the nup news was broken back in March 2006.
This century-spanning romance is finally finis.