DAME HELEN COKE FIEND

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Oscar winner Dame Helen Mirren loved cocaine.

The 63 year star of The Queen and butt baring orgy Caligula told GQ she was quite fond of both marijuana and coke in her wild youth.

"I loved coke," Mirren told the style mag. "I never did a lot, just a little bit at parties."

That is until a Nazi war criminal set her straight.

"But what ended it for me was when they caught Klaus Barbie, the Butcher of Lyon, in the early 80s," Mirren admitted. "He was hiding in South America and living off the proceeds of being a cocaine baron.

"And I read that in the paper, and all the cards fell into place, and I saw how my little sniff of cocaine at a party had an absolute direct route to this … horrible man in South America."