DAD: WINO LUNGS BAD
Crackhead, cig fiend and substance abuser of the year, Amy Winehouse has early states of emphysema, according to her father.
Mitch Winehouse told The Sunday Mirror that the soulful druggie will have to wear an oxygen mask permanently if she doesn't stop smoking crack cocaine.
"The doctors told her if she goes back to smoking drugs, it won't just ruin her voice, it will kill her," Mitch Winehouse was quoted as saying.
"She has 70 percent lung capacity."
Amy Winehouse collapsed after an exhaustive stint of signing autographs for fans and was then taken to the hospital for more exhaustive testing.
"When she's been inactive work-wise then that's when the problems really start," Mitch stated.
"What hope does she have if people are taking drugs around her."
Time to make new friends, perhaps?