'CURED' TIGER MASTERs FATEs

A cured Tiger Woods, his addiction evidently a thing of the past, his marriage "saved" and his endorsements a-blooming will resume puttin' instead of nuttin' with a return to the Masters Tournament next month.

"The Masters is where I won my first major, and I view this tournament with great respect," Woods announced on his Web site.

"After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I'm ready to start my season at Augusta."

As timely as ever, the King of Swing will face his greatest challenge tomorrow on South Park when  he tees off on Cartman.

And Cartman don't bogie.