CRY FOWL! PENGUIN BITES NEWT!

NationalEnquirer.com

Penguin warns NEWT GINGRICH to drop out of the GOP race by taking a bite out of the moon-colonizing serial groom!

During a visit to the St. Louis Zoo on Friday, the Republican presidential contender and sometime fowl lover paid a visit to the penguins.

Newt thinking he was at a GOP debate moved in too close for the flightless bird.

Gingrich got beak-snapped when one of their two Magellanic penguins took a bite. 

"During that visit, as Speaker Gingrich indicated in an interview with a national media outlet, he was nipped on the finger by a penguin," zoo PR flack Susan Gallagher said in a statement.

"A band-aid took care of the injury," RadarOnline.com reported.