COOKED BY DOG POOP

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Comic Dane Cook betrayed by canine droppings.

Best Friend’s Girl sometime funnyman Cook time in his palatial LA digs has come to a shaggy dog end.

Cooke was slapped with an eviction note buy LA Sheriff’s office have he repeatedly failed to clean up after his defiant, poop anywhere dog.

Cooke who just plunked down $7 mill for a new Hollywood Hills hacienda returned to court to appeal the conviction.

Reportedly, Cook claimed the eviction caused him "emotional hardship" and that the flat had inspired him to be a more creative comic.

The judge said nope.