Former Bruce Lee sparring partner, Chuck Norris has dropped his law suit against a fan.
Satirist and Big Chuck disciple, Brown University student, Ian Spector had incurred the 68 year-old karate king’s ire with his fun website turned book The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World’s Greatest Human which included such Chuck-isms as:
• A cobra once bit Chuck Norris’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
• Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.
• When an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
• Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur.
• Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands.
• Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris’s house is a Total Gym.
Spector’s publisher described the book as "a must-have paean to the archetypical American male and a bible of all things Chuck….easily the most important book of all time."
Thankfully, Chuck now agrees.
