Chris Martin Goes Loop-y Over Gwyneth’s Goop-y Demands!

Rocker Chris Martin knows his hoity-toity, super-exploit-y ex-wifey Gwyneth Paltrow better than anyone, but even his jaw dropped when she pulled her latest shameless … er, Cold Play! Marveled my inside source: “Gwyneth’s decided to attend the Super Bowl, where Coldplay’s performing at halftime, and sent Chris a staggeringly long list requesting all kinds of ridiculous perks — like a luxury suite at the stadium, private jet, accommodations for a dozen of her besties, plus her personal chef, her hair and makeup artist — and even insisted on a butler to service Her Ladyship’s personal needs! Chris looked shocked and horrified as he read the list — then started laughing his ass off, snorting, ‘In her effing DREAMS!’”