CHIMP ATTACK VIC: NEW FACE?

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The woman’s who face was savagely gnawed by the alleged drug-crazed TV ape is contemplating a new face.

Charla Nash, 55, was transported to renowned Cleveland Clinic, Ohio – where the successful face transplant was performed – after undergoing multiple surgeries at Connecticut hospital. 

"Priority one is to stabilize her," spokeswoman Eileen Sheil said.

The victim was badly mangled by the one-time TV acting simian Travis leaving both face and hands horribly disfigured.  The mad monkey was shot dead by cops after its attack.

Allegations that the crazed 200 pound simian took Xanax, an anti-anxiety medicine to help combat Lyme disease have been denied pending further investigation.  A known contradiction of the panic drug is that it produces the opposite effect of what it’s prescribed for – producing violent, terror-stricken rage.

State police are mulling whether or not to bring criminal charges against the chimp’s owner Sandra Herold who had summoned her neighbor to assist trying to coax the angry ape indoors when the chimp went psycho.

Travis the chimp who once acted alongside Morgan Fairchild in Old Navy commercials often bathed and cuddled with his mistress before his rage fueled attack ended in death.