CHELSEA NUPS MAKE HILL NUTS

In Pakistan, Sec-o-State HILLARY CLINTON admits daughter CHELSEA'S rapidly approaching nups are making her an emotional wreck!

And she's not the only one - so's Father of the Bride BILL CLINTON!

"You should assume that if he makes it down the aisle in one piece it's going to be a major accomplishment," Hillary told NBC News.

"He is going to be so emotional, as am I."

As the ENQUIRER reported previously the Clinton's only daughter Chelsea, 30, will wed investment banker Marc Mezvinsky July 31, reportedly in Rhinebeck, New York - a sleepy upstate New York Hudson Valley hamlet complete with its own  vintage WW1 aerodrome.

Hillary got terse when asked to divulge intimate details of the hush-hush nups.

"My lips are sealed," she said.

"I am under very strict orders NOT to talk about."

The blogosphere has also been abuzz that the Rhinebeck locale is actually a smokescreen location designed to keep baddies away from the A-list of superstar guests from the Obamas to royalty to Oprah.

No doubt the Rhinebeck aerodrome will allow no flybys of their vintage aviation craft during the ceremony - they'll be shot down by Secret Service.